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Good Animation, Jokes Died Off

Yeah, I already expected nice animation out of ya, seen plenty of your stuff :p

Sound was clean and audible, as it should be.

I like the concept, especially after having tried a couple of cases in Noire.

Gotta agree with others, though. The jokes just kinda started to die starting with that watermelon one.
You started out really strong, but they kinda just faded, and that last one... okay, after thinking about it, you were probably going for that 'forced joke' feel, so I get that one. But the Watermelon and Yella ones were just..... eeehhhhh.

Always good to see something from you. Keep up the good work!

Herbert = Auto-win

ANYWAYS.

In all seriousness, nice job on the animation, and nice job on the voice work. And you say you could do better? I'd love to see that, seeing how nice this flash is already.

Good

Really glad you had more to say after the scene where you burn the WoW games, because before that, you really do come off a little too negative towards games.
What you go on to say after that scene, however, helps me to understand where you're coming from (I hope I understand, at least).

Yes, video games can eat up time that could be better used for other things. Like you said, though, something that can bring together so many people of such diverse backgrounds must have something good going for it.

My only problem is that you pretty much make it seem like video games can be THE cause for the problems you stated you had before you stopped playing them so much, if you play them still at all. While video games CAN contribute, they're rarely THE reason; if that were true, it would be easy to say that movies, t.v. shows, or even advertisements each have the potential to be THE reason behind someone doing something. The truth is, it's always a combination of social forces that cause someone to act the way they do, not just one thing.

That said, I still find this flash to be very well done, and will definitely show it to a few friends that have been spending too much time playing video games, instead of going out to do stuff with the group, or even just hanging out.

---"It's all about moderation." ~ by.... umm..... I'm sure somebody famous said something along those lines at some point >.>

At Least He's Honest

Dunno why anyone's complaining. He said it was a bad game, and it is. The art and music is decent, at least, and he did say that that's what he focused on.

Scripting wasn't horrible, in fact it was better than a lot of stuff I've seen submitted here over the years, even recently. Only thing I'd change would be the projectiles Andross fires - make it so they're destructible.
Oh, yeah, and levels. I guess. If you want to.

So yeah, not a great game, but the scripting wasn't as bad as I think you think it was going to be, and the art and music were somewhere between okay and good.
Also, like firefyte said, if you really do want to make a game, but don't want to bother with the scripting yourself, try to find someone to work with.

Good Job

#1: Started slowing down at level 12 and steadily got worse, started seeing lag at 26 and steadily got worse.

#2: I'd say around 45/46, though I played up until level 53, and the lag + slow down there was just horrendous.

#3: No other bugs that I noticed.

I'd say it needs a 'Quality' button. Unless it auto adjusts. But even then, a button would be nice.

Good mini game, hope you do well on your next one :)

Surprisingly Addicting

This game really surprised me with how addicting it can be O.o

About the only thing I didn't like was that it was sometimes hard to judge when to hit the spacebar, and I wound up just mashing it like crazy >.<
Oh, and that one part with the Vuvuzela.